There once was a man named Bo Who stubbed his big fat toe. He yelled "This I don't need. I should plant a seed. And statred walking slow. Zachary	There once was a bear Who wore big underwear They had purple polka dots And little orange spots So the bear said,"I don't care" Jarred	There once was a doe Who said "Hello" She said it realy sassy That's why her name is Lassie And she always went with the flow Bryce
There once was a cow named Cassie She lived with a dog named Lassie They went to her mom for a visit But they saw she had a zit And they found she was very gassy Nicole	There once was a boy named Ted Who tripped and bumped his head. His head took a hit So he threw a fit And went and got back in bed. Cassandra	There once was a student named Bob Who never tried to rob He pulled a door And fell on the floor All because he pulled the knob   David
There once was an alien named Yip He crashed into another starship He flew up into the air And lost his underwear Then landed on a planet named Gwazip Jason	There once was a boy named Ed Who bumped his big head He got knocked out He woke up and started to shout So his mother put him to bed James	There once was a cat named Spot Who liked to catch mice alot She jumped into the air, And gave the mouse a scare And said what a fine supper I've got Brittany
There once was a bird named Pikachu Who got lost in a zoo He ran around And fell to the ground And said,"Take me home with you!" Lynette	There once was a boy named Ted Who bumped his head It was very very sore Then bumped into the door So he decided to stay in bed Eva	I once saw a girl that was named Ham Who had a great big lamb The lamb said,"come here and I will show you great care" And went to visit Gram Alicia
There once was a kid named Pete He had really smelly feet His smelly foot jumped in his shoe And stunk up all the way to Peru To get rid of the smell he stuffed his shoe with meat Nathan	There once was a girl named Torie Who liked to tell alot of stories She liked to tell Emily And she also called Melanie So she said she would tell Corie Torie	There once was a dog named tail Who got hit in the head with a bunch of hail He had a lump on his head "I'm hurt", he said And went home looking pale Mark
There once was girl named Sam Who ate all her ham She had the last slice Then she finished her rice Then she asked for yam Samantha	There once was a dog named Max Who wanted to send a fax But when he tried, All he got was a french fry So he decided to play the sax Gina	Fred just rolled out of bed He got up and hit his head He screamed at the top of his lungs And decided to suck his thumb Then he said," I'm going to bed Ashley
Happy St. Patrick's Day	There once was a turtle named Lou Who had a shell that was blue It looked really fine And it always did shine His friends said, "I want one too!" Peter	Happy St. Patrick's Day

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